Enough is enough

Alright,

Living in a major metropolis you're bound to see a lot of crazy things. Being from the Atlanta area i have had my fare share of encounters with bums. But for some reason the DC bums are in a league ALL of their own (maybe cause Crack is the Drug dujour but whatever). I mean we've seen the pursuit of happyness with Will Smith and his nappy headed hoe i mean son...lol. So i know that the plight of every bum isn't self inflicted so i can feel for some of the bums... SOME

It seems like you can't walk anywhere in DC without running into a bum. These bums have an odd fixation with quarters, not even dollars, the dudes live for quarters. Ive seen a bum woman ask an entire restaurant for a friggin quarter. (I dont know what the hell she was tryin to buy with a quater...but I digress) You try to do your christianly duty of giving them what ever change or dollars you have but its NEVER enough. You'd think after years of bumming someone would actually take some initiative.

Im sick of bums. One night a group of us went out we were walking down the street to another establishment. We were joking and laughing and i was making a very physical joke, that called for a little dance to be done, when all of a sudden RANDOM ANGRY saxaphone bum came out of nowhere and started hating on me. The dude was asking the girls i was with, "yall think thats sexy? Huh in my neiborhood that aint shit, blah blah blah... got a quarter?" it didnt even register what was goin on because the shock had us all like "What the hell?".

Sheesh, last night after leaving a The Dinner,in Adams Morgan, a friend of mine gave half of her chicken sandwich to a bum. He snatched that ish and said, "that'll do". We shoulda snatched that ish back and stomped the hell out of it. Im SO through with bums. MAN, F bums. Holler at the homless shelter,scrub that ass, and shave. Save up all those damn quarters and buy a mint. Dammit!